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There's an evil force spreading far and wide across this kingdom of pipes and fungus. We've seen the hell of each deadly turtle shell but a hero resides among us, not a towering man nor a daughnting knight, still a smart lion heart is he. There's a tyrant king with a reptile heart and he's started a wave of crime from his ship high above he's abducted my love for like the fourteenth or fifteenth time now. Who will stop this fool? Save the day? And win this war? Yes victoriously. I have hopped through his hordes all this blood on my shoes, with a murderous battle cry: "hoo-hoo!" I have burned him alive with the fire from my hands, every last one I vow shall die. And I run underneath as the tyrant leaps and I turn just in time as he finally reaps his recompants death by lava. And I run down the hall for I cannot wait, heading straight into the arms of my lover. "Thank you Mario but our princess is in another castle." "Oh..." 

There's an anguished man, with a forlorn face for it's cold and the nights are lonely. He looks all around but his princess can't be found. It's his fault, and his fault only. He brought on this war with a cocky gin. He hoisted this upon himself...