A Link to the Past

Things were bad I won't lie, you were all gonna die but you're all alive because I kick arse, so you're welcome I guess. Either way I'm the best. There's a bunch of Links each of us distinct but I'm the best. I am number one, look how fast I run and I'm really fun. Guess I'm just blessed. Yes, I saved light and dark worlds, Zelda too and like six other girls. My quest was epic and long as is my dong. I bring bad guys to their knees, no no no no, no autographs please. I'm a gift to you from the gods, just admit you want my babies. You're like "wow sacra bleu we were deep in poo poo but Link showed up and waaaalaaaa we were free!" You were lost, stuck in bed, you were basically dead but you're all alive because of me. So you're welcome, no prob, I did a great job but I just did what you would've done! That's a joke obviously because it had to be me! I'm the Link who's the link to the past! 

Celestial Creatues

I keep my knees black and blue because they often hit the hardwood floor and I believe so I'm not praying to the ceiling anymore. 

Feels like I've been away for a thousand years, I'm tired of all these airports and souvinirs. I shiver in the night and I think of you, I stroll the boulevards, I stare up at the stars and wish they'd all align. You keep me on my toes, you never leave my mind. I'll send you the sunset I love the most, I'll melt in the moonlight and follow the shoreline on down the coast. I wonder all alone in the pouring rain, ride shotgun on the wind in a bullet train. I'm missing you and I'm thinking it out loud, I wish I could reach out and hold you close.

Maybe I'm Dreaming

Dive in, and swim away from your loneliness and miserable days. For this is the future and you are alive.